★★★★★
"62 countries and he still refuses to check a bag." — his passport
★★★★★
"he knew better than to get me. a man who knows his limits." — the fish he never bought
★★★★★
"would share his fries. reluctantly. but would." — a reliable source
★★★★☆
"one star off because he built an entire website instead of just texting you." — the group chat